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    “折磨你”順口溜

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      順口溜這種語言現象在中國非常盛行。無論是領導干部還是普通群眾,許多人都能隨口來上幾句。學習啦小編這里為大家整理了一些精彩的順口溜,希望大家喜歡。

      折磨你

      愛你,愛你,我愛你,

      就像老鼠愛大米。

      我不打你,也不罵你,

      我用短信折磨你!

      小燕子飛飛

      小燕子飛飛永琪追追,

      爾康買花送給紫薇,

      漂亮皇帝愛香妃,

      容嬤嬤桂嬤嬤死烏龜。

      祝你

      祝你一路順風,半路失蹤;

      祝你笑口常開,笑死活該;

      祝你天天開心,兩腿抽筋;

      祝你萬事如意,處處碰壁。

      春曉

      春天不洗腳

      蚊子處處咬

      夜半一翻身

      壓死真不少

      對面的同學看過來

      老師:對面的同學看過來,

      看過來,看過來,

      我講的課文很精彩,

      請不要假裝不理不睬.

      對面的同學看過來,

      看過來,看過來,

      不要被我的聲音嚇壞,

      其實我很和藹.(嘿嘿,沒人理我)

      寂寞老師的悲哀,

      說出來,誰明白,

      求求你把頭抬起來,

      看看我把課聽明白。

      同學:我左看右看上看下看,

      原來每道題目都不簡單,

      我想了又想,猜了又猜,

      上面寫的東西真奇怪,哎!

      真奇怪!(哎!算了,睡覺吧)

      祝你……

      祝你百事可樂、萬事發!

      心情雪碧、娃哈哈!

      月月樂百事,年年高樂高!

      永遠都醒目,永遠非?蓸!

      考試歌 順口溜

      好一個蛋字了得

      雞生的蛋叫雞蛋,

      考試零分叫鴨蛋,

      口袋空空叫窮光蛋,

      做壞事的叫壞蛋,

      會爆炸的叫炸彈,

      看此句的是混蛋,

      要是生氣是笨蛋,

      要是再笑是大蠢蛋!

      上帝的愛

      因為口渴,上帝創造了水;

      因為黑暗,上帝創造了火;

      因為我需要朋友,所以上帝讓你來到我身邊,

      從而上帝失去了盛飯的桶!

      考試歌

      上課誠可貴,

      作業價更高,

      若無考試故,

      二者皆可拋!

      長的...

      你長的國泰民安,

      你長的用心良苦,

      你長的鬼斧神工,

      你長的勞苦功高,

      你長的缺心少肺。

      人活著真累

      人活著真累!

      站著想著睡,

      上車得排隊,

      單戀真受罪,

      吃飯沒香味,

      喝酒容易醉,

      上班特疲憊,

      搶劫還不會,

      掙錢得交稅。

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